Near Death Experience

This morning when I got up and went into the bathroom there was a huge spider in the bathtub! I, being the huge arachnaphobe that I am, freaked out and started screaming! Jesse of course was out of town the one day that my life is in great danger. So I called my mom. She tried to help me calm down. It helped having her on the phone. I got the kitchen cleaner and sprayed it. It started scrambling, which made me freak out even more. I kept spraying it until it was in a ball and then I obliterated it with Jesse's flip flop until it was no longer recognizable as a spider. It was a close call, but I survived.